THE FERENGI RULES OF AQUISITION
#1 Once you have their money ... you never give it back.
#2 You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try.
#4 A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen.
#5 If you can't break a contract, bend it.
#6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
#8 Small print leads to large risks.
#12 Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
#14 Anything stolen is pure profit.
#15 Acting stupid is often smart.
#16 A deal is a deal ...until a better one comes along.
#27 There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
#28 Morality is always defined by those in power.
#29 When someone says "It's not the money," they're lying.
#31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother ...insult something he cares about instead.
#39 Friendship is temporary, profit is forever.
#60 Keep your lies consistent.
#72 Never trust your customers.
#73 If it gets you profit, sell your own mother.
#76 Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
#78 When the going gets tough, the tough change the Rules.
#86 A wife is a luxury, a smart accountant a necessity
#90 Mine is better than ours.
#107 A warranty is valid only if they can find you.
#170 Never gamble with an empath.
#182 Whenever you're being asked if you are god, the right answer is YES.
#231 If you steal it, make sure it has warranty.