Canonical Borg Lines
#1 on the BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine.
#2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA.
Assimilate me tender ‑ Elvis of Borg.
Blonde Borgs have the same fun.
Borg Starter Kit: some assimilation required.
Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y)
Borg, James Borg.
Borg‑Cola: Not the choice of The Next Generation.
BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
I am Bart of Borg ‑ who the hell are you?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated ‑ but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!
I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated.
I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is.
P‑Porky P‑Pig of Borg: You will be assim‑assim... absorbed.
Tennis is irrelevant ‑ Bjorn Borg.
The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless.
The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective.
The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg borg borg!
U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono.
Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
We are Borg. [ESC] is futile [CTRL] is inevitable.
Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! ‑ Daffy Duck of Borg.
Borg Answering Machine Message:
WE ARE BORG.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
But we're not home right now.
So leave a message at the tone
and we'll assimilate you later.