Star Trek: The Original Series
- “Fortunately my fathers race was able to avoid the dubious benefits of alcohol” Spock
“That must have been why they were conquered” Bones
- "Is there anyone on this ship, who even remotely, looks like Satan?" -- Kirk
- "Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -- Kirk (Elaan of Troyius)
- "Emotional, isn't she?" -- Spock
"She has always been so." -- Sarek
"Indeed. Why did you marry her?" -- Spock
"It seemed the logical thing to do at the time." -- Sarek (Journey To Babel)
- "The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank." -- Lt. Cdr. Montgomery Scott ("A Taste of Armageddon")
- Your agonizer, please. B Spock
- "Please, Spock, do me a favor ... 'n' don't say it's `fascinating'..." -- Dr. McCoy
"No... but it is... interesting..." -- Spock (The Ultimate Computer)
Star Trek: The Next Generation
- "It never happened" -- Yar to Data (The Naked Now)
- "Seize the time, Meribor. Live now; make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again" -- Picard (The Inner Light)
- "Eaten any good books lately?" -- Q (to Worf) (Deja-Q)
- "Masculine and feminine. I understand" -- Nagillum
"Yes. That is how we propogate our species" -- Picard
"Please demonstrate" -- Nagillum
"Not likely!" -- Dr. Pulaski (Where silence has lease)
- "Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise" -- Cmdr. Riker (Contagion)
- "Jean-Luc! It's so good to see you again. How about a big hug?" -- Q (Qpid)
- "I am NOT a merry man!!!" -- Worf (Qpid)
- (Geordi is trying to play a lute -- Worf grabs it, smashes it against a tree, and gives it back) *CRACK* "Sorry..." -- Worf (Qpid)
- "You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and..." -- Data
"I will feed him" -- Worf (Phantasms)
- "Some of the colonists objected to having an anatomically correct android running around without any clothes on" -- Juliana Soong (Inheritance)
- "One thing is clear - you'll never look at your hairline again in the same way" -- Picard to his "son" Jason Vigo (Bloodines)
- "Good tea. Nice house." -- Worf, trying to be diplomatic (The Survivors)
Star Trek: The Film Series
- "Ahh, Mr. Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the warp drive. How much time do you require for repair?" -- Spock
"There's nothing wrong with the bloody thing!" -- Scotty
"Mr. Scott, if we return to Spacedock, the assassins will surely find a way to dispose of their incriminating footwear, and we will never see the captain, or Dr. McCoy, alive again" -- Spock
"Could take weeks, sir" -- Scotty
"Thank you, Mr. Scott" -- Spock (Star Trek VI)
- "You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon." -- General Chang (Star Trek VI)